Today, anyway.
I don't feel good - cold, shaky, threw up last night too many times.
So I won't make much sense, but I'll make more than this.
One - METABOLISM.
Two - You're alone in the bathroom and you're still wrapped in a towel?
Three - What the hell? Does that dog/bear thing have BOOBS?
Four - It was sent in by a MAN and the subject is a woman! Men worry about weight, too, you stereotypical idiot!
Five - Get this - your weight can flucuate up to five pounds on a daily basis, with no relation to activity.
Six - If you want to lose weight, burn more calories than you take in. To lose weight healthily, do not eat tapeworm-riddled food. Exercise is the best thing - you may not lose weight, but you will be better off for it. And if you're going to exercise, don't cut a certain thing out of your diet - you need all the 'bad' things to, I don't know, survive!
Seven - Throwing up sucks. This is the 3rd time I've been sick since April 22nd. And I have a cold sore! And I threw up Thursday! And we're out of B and A from the BRAT diet, and they're the best part.
But I still attacked somebody else's work. I'm a true hero.
1 comment:
Did Ms. Doglady have to be wearing nothing but a towel?
And Pluggers gets closer and closer to just being furry art.
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