Showing posts with label no RhinoMan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label no RhinoMan. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Wednesday February 4th

The comic:


More about food today.

I had an idea, and then I lost it.

RhinoMan has a fridge? And not-yet-expired food?

On Monday, I revealed my love of fried Spam. (Though not this other spam creation foisted on me at my volunteer job... I recall eggs... and a trashcan.) I've tried fried BALONEY. Meh.

Want to know something? I came home from class today and slept for like 3 hours. Cold medicine normally turns people into zombies, but hey! Think you're "better" and go out when it's below freezing! And don't take the fricking 'quil the night before or the day of, because hey, "it makes me sleepy". In French today, after I finished the quiz (I actually put "Je ne sais pas maintenant" - the answers had to be in French, maybe I'll get credit for that!) I remember thinking why am I in this tiny seat still, why doesn't the Secret bullshit work?

Oh, so the Secret is old news.

This is a blog about Pluggers.

Pluggers who are about to get food poisoning.



Hey, hey, you know what would be smart.

If he opted for the vegetarian option of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Hahahahahaha.


Though, since he's a Plugger, the peanut butter may be from the first Bush administration. Or the last Democratic one, got to update those "this is so old" references for the new administration.

But then he'd be stuck with old food, and he can't throw it out, there are starving children in Africa! And he can't, like, send it to them, since it's about to go so damn bad.

So eat it, dingbat. Those numbers are chiseled in stone, they aren't estimates. Hope your run of good luck continues.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Tuesday the 11th

I have an exam in less than 8 hours, but my stomach hurts and it is H-O-T, even though it is in the '40s and supposed to dip into freezing territory. Before shooting back up to SEVENTY! In one day!

And people ask me why I hate it here...

The comic:


Oh, thank you thank you lots of Pluggers and Brookins! You didn't say "ATM Machine"! I don't go crazy over things like that, but I expected it from you. Clever move.

This should be Rhino!Man, dangit. All Pluggers look depressed and beat down (wonder why they only have blue-collar jobs?), but he's the king.

How would he know four bucks? That's 16 quarters or 8 half dollars, or god forbid, 4 dollar coins. (The devil's currency, I calls 'em!)

No, it's 400 wheat pennies.

Disclaimer

The comic is reproduced here for purposes of review only, and all rights remain with the creator, Gary Brookins.