Monday, August 31, 2009

Monday August 31st

The comic:

This is what you get for dating your cousin.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Saturday August 29th

The comic:

Wow, zucchinis are worth that much.

She shouldn't be giving them away - how else will she afford her medication?

Friday, August 28, 2009

Friday August 28th

The comic:

They just die.

I love mp3 players. I'm too young to remember tape players, but god, CD players were so temperamental!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Wednesday August 26th

The comic:

I want a hammock.

I also want nice weather. A hammock in summer? You'd need to be an animal to not be eaten alive, but since you're wearing a fur coat, you can't stay out very long.

Considering yesterday's topic, you'd think "Plugger networking" would involve fishing somehow.

But being lazy is paramount.

Tuesday August 25th

The comic:

This would have been better if he'd had heart tattoo on his arm.

And I can say, as someone who is bloated from a delicious dinner, that tucking in your shirt is a stupid idea.

But, as I recall from an Archie comic, "teenagers look bad with their shirts untucked." (Archie's mom's secret to making him tuck in his shirt? An inch of lace sown around the bottom.)

Pluggers don't wear their hearts on their sleeves - that's what elitists do. Sharing your feelings? Yuck. I'd rather sit on a lake for 12 hours and drink.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Friday, August 21, 2009

Friday August 21st

The comic:

"You know you're old when you forget things."

RhinoMan, RhinoMan, RhinoMan. Gambling is not the way to fiscal solvency!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Thursday August 20th

The comic:

That lady's barking up the wrong tree - gold digging is useless in Pluggerville.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Wednesday August 19th

The comic:

Pluggers still use the barter system.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Tuesday August 18th

The comic:

RhinoMan can afford a sprinkler, a hose, and a yard! I'd say he can afford water, but the sprinkler's not turned on, so who knows?

Monday, August 17, 2009

Monday August 17th

The comic:

I was born in 1988. I could buy something "several years" older than me and my hypothetical coworkers.

Now Pluggers aren't necessarily old, I am sad.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Thursday August 13th

The comic:

Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. Or candy.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Thursday August 6th

The comic:

The Pluggers aren't affected by the economic downturn, nosiree! They're smart.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Wednesday August 5th

The comic:

I hate cops.

Of course, he may be a security guard.

But I hate cops. (As does my mom, but she's thrilled that G4 runs COPS all the time. Go figure.)

Monday, August 3, 2009

Monday August 3rd

The comic:

Of course it's apple pie! They're Americans, after all.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Saturday August 1st

The comic:

Ow! Ow! Ow! Sunburn!

Seven hours?

Ouch ouch ouch.



The comic is reproduced here for purposes of review only, and all rights remain with the creator, Gary Brookins.