Monday August 31st

The comic:


This is what you get for dating your cousin.

Saturday August 29th

The comic:


Wow, zucchinis are worth that much.

She shouldn't be giving them away - how else will she afford her medication?

Friday August 28th

The comic:


They just die.

I love mp3 players. I'm too young to remember tape players, but god, CD players were so temperamental!

Wednesday August 26th

The comic:


I want a hammock.

I also want nice weather. A hammock in summer? You'd need to be an animal to not be eaten alive, but since you're wearing a fur coat, you can't stay out very long.

Considering yesterday's topic, you'd think "Plugger networking" would involve fishing somehow.

But being lazy is paramount.

Tuesday August 25th

The comic:


This would have been better if he'd had heart tattoo on his arm.

And I can say, as someone who is bloated from a delicious dinner, that tucking in your shirt is a stupid idea.

But, as I recall from an Archie comic, "teenagers look bad with their shirts untucked." (Archie's mom's secret to making him tuck in his shirt? An inch of lace sown around the bottom.)

Pluggers don't wear their hearts on their sleeves - that's what elitists do. Sharing your feelings? Yuck. I'd rather sit on a lake for 12 hours and drink.

Monday August 24th

The comic:

WHAT

Saturday August 22nd

The comic:


Pluggers want to die of malaria.

Friday August 21st

The comic:

"You know you're old when you forget things."

RhinoMan, RhinoMan, RhinoMan. Gambling is not the way to fiscal solvency!

Thursday August 20th

The comic:


That lady's barking up the wrong tree - gold digging is useless in Pluggerville.

Wednesday August 19th

The comic:


Pluggers still use the barter system.

Tuesday August 18th

The comic:


RhinoMan can afford a sprinkler, a hose, and a yard! I'd say he can afford water, but the sprinkler's not turned on, so who knows?

Monday August 17th

The comic:


I was born in 1988. I could buy something "several years" older than me and my hypothetical coworkers.

Now Pluggers aren't necessarily old, I am sad.

Thursday August 13th

The comic:




Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. Or candy.

Monday August 10th

The comic:


And their last.

Thursday August 6th

The comic:


The Pluggers aren't affected by the economic downturn, nosiree! They're smart.

Wednesday August 5th

The comic:


I hate cops.

Of course, he may be a security guard.

But I hate cops. (As does my mom, but she's thrilled that G4 runs COPS all the time. Go figure.)

Monday August 3rd

The comic:


Of course it's apple pie! They're Americans, after all.

Saturday August 1st

The comic:


Ow! Ow! Ow! Sunburn!

Seven hours?

Ouch ouch ouch.

Idiots.