Thursday, April 21, 2011

Thursday April 21st

The comic:


That is one bizarre and terrifying image.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Wednesday April 20th

The comic:

He looks so sad.

He has a recliner, but no TV. This is Rhinoman, after all.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Tuesday April 19th

The comic:

Yeah, but is the grandma's face clean enough? My paternal grandmother smokes like a chimney. And I can't picture her wanting to pick me up when I'm all muddy and kissing me.

My maternal grandmother would kiss me, I guess. I just haven't spent a lot of time with her, considering she lives in New Mexico and all. My dad's stepmother shows her love in other ways, though she loves hugging me.

I don't like being kissed or hugged all that much.

And mud pies just sounds dirty - he made a mud pie in his pants, look at those eyes!

Monday, April 18, 2011

Monday April 18th

The comic:

It's April. Wouldn't this have been better in January? Oh well, better than some old "joke" about taxes.

That will probably be in September.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Saturday April 16th

The comic:

No wonder his eyes are bad, he's way too close to the TV!

Also, he looks stoned - still loopy from the surgery, I guess.

To be fair, I do understand this. When I first got glasses, I was like wow! Everything's so sharp! And then repeated myself each time I got new glasses. It's just like, no way man, you always see the world like this? Whoa.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Friday April 15th

The comic:

I have a hole in my chin, okay?!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Thursday April 14th

The comic:

But no Plugger have a job where they need to wear a suit and tie. I call shenanigans!

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Wednesday April 13th

The comic:

I don't think this is true. Not all bus drivers are Pluggers, or at least not all bus drivers that drive their buses home are Pluggers. I've only seen one house with a bus outside it, most are in a yard by a school. And the one house that did have a bus outside it was in a rural county.

Now, my uncle was a truck driver and his truck was often at his house. A trucker seems more Plugger-like. Maybe that's what Mr. Shepardson had in mind.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Tuesday April 12th

The comic:

I call foul - my Dixie would be knocking my arm around while Wickett shoved the book out of the way. They would not gaze adoringly at me as I read.

I seriously doubt he's a farmer. And the almanac would not be able to tell me the important weather related things, like how far away that fucking tornado is. Or if school is closed because of snow.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Monday April 11th

The comic:
Isn't dieting only a concern when you're not as poor as we know Rhino-Man is?

Maybe it's time to throw away the scale, eh?

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Saturday April 9th

The comic:

That is the smartest thing I've ever seen a Plugger do. Though I'd leave something sweet at the end too, so I leave with a sweet taste in my mouth.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Friday April 8th

The comic:

Pluggers remember things. Not a problem. What is a problem is renaming it - Just say "In my day, we didn't have iPods, we had transistor radios!"

My mom has a touch screen phone and she uses Pandora on it, but I don't call her phone a transistor radio.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Thursday April 7th

The comic:

Even though he's already wearing a belt.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Wednesday April 6th

The comic:

This is as bad as Tim Pawlenty's attempt to act with it.

I make Twitter "Tweets" all the time.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Tuesday April 5th

The comic:

Look, either you take great care of your car, or you don't! Show some damn consistency, Pluggers!

ETA to fix the date. Apparently I still have two more days of class this week.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Monday April 4th

The comic:

But most of the sit down restaurants I've been to have pictures as well.

And they don't change the pictures daily, he's just being a jerk.

Actually my favorite BBQ place does not have pictures of the food on the menu and I'd say that place is more stereotypically Plugger than a fast food chain - southern, BBQ, everyone knows everyone, BBQ...

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Saturday April 2nd

The comic:

Why don't they just get a divorce? She knows he doesn't like tucking in his shirt, he knows she hates it. God what miserable people.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Friday April 1st

It is 1:30pm on April 1st. In Memphis, Tennessee. And it is only 55 degrees. Talk about April Fools!

The comic:


I like this.

I really do.

I really really do. It's sweet.


The comic is reproduced here for purposes of review only, and all rights remain with the creator, Gary Brookins.