Saturday April 16th

The comic:

No wonder his eyes are bad, he's way too close to the TV!

Also, he looks stoned - still loopy from the surgery, I guess.

To be fair, I do understand this. When I first got glasses, I was like wow! Everything's so sharp! And then repeated myself each time I got new glasses. It's just like, no way man, you always see the world like this? Whoa.

Wednesday March 24th

The comic:

Oh they're so foolish. Today's non-Junior Pluggers were never young and carefree, never listened to rock and roll, no no. They were born stereotypes.

Monday March 22nd

The comic:

Are sandwich boards still that common? I see underpaid teenagers holding signs, dressed as gorillas or Lady Liberty (tax places), but no sandwich boards.

And this is an age old gripe - I'm paying HOW MUCH to shill for these people? Well, it's usually a parent griping about a child neeeeeeeeeeeeding the latest brand name.

And Pluggers celebrate it.

Personally, I don't care. I like my Joe Crab Shack shirts. (Do I still have them?) But I'm not fussy about brands - if it fits my needs, great. I got a brand name purse at Goodwill, and apparently it's a good (not cheap!) brand, as a total stranger told me. What-ever.

Friday March 5th

The comic:

He drew the same legs and then slapped a torso on there, not caring about our eyes.

Monday February 22nd

The comic:


Pluggers have credit (or debit) cards? They use phones for shopping?

Get me my fainting couch, ma!

(Thank goodness it wasn't cordless or I'd never recover!)

Friday February 5th

The comic:


Their pets are Pluggers! Finally, proof!

Also, daily puppy pills are damn expensive.

I just... don't get it.

And I do fill up my pill box on a weekly basis, though mine is cooler because I have to take pills at different times so it's bigger. Oh, that's not cool at all.

Thursday January 21st

The comic:


But I would think a female Plugger in charge of such things would be, you know, fussy, and love to decorate everything come Christmas time, matchy matchy! So these would be stored, not used callously throughout the year!

Also, new hand towels? I know the last time somebody in my family bought a hand towel - August or September 2007, when I moved into the dorm. Unfortunately, I soon learned that I could have spent one dollar instead of ten. But I still have it, so that's something.

And that is one scary looking Rudolph.

(The best post-holiday bargains are on candy, duh!)