Friday May 7th

The comic:

Pluggers have butts?

Pluggers have curves?

Pluggers don't have a Hank Hill butt? (And he is such a Plugger - so smug. He and Andy Griffith are total Pluggers - "real" folks and so damn smug.)

I think the point is "Pluggers are fat" and the drawing says "Pluggers are fat and it depresses them."

Or maybe this has something to do with guy jeans I don't get?

Anyways, Pluggers are fat! Hoo doggie, what a knee-slapper! Fat people are funny! I tell jokes and make people laugh, and I'm fat. Now I know they only laughed because I'm fat. (Or when I was sick and skinny, because they could tell the future and knew I'd be fat one day.)

Thanks Pluggers for clearing up my misconceptions! Now I know I'm nothing more than my hilariously fat body.

If "Pluggers are fat" wasn't funny, why would it be repeated on a regular basis?


That still doesn't mean this comic makes a lick of sense. Oh well, Texans. What can you expect.


ETA: Ha! "Fat jokes" are funny - Hagar the Horrible writer Chris Browne agrees with me! Or he wouldn't make one every week as well. It's so much fun breaking things and possibly hurting yourself, oh man, I'm going to laugh so much I might cry. Or punch the monitor.

Tuesday February 23rd

The comic:


And your point is?

And that is not an SUV. That is a pick up truck (kinda small) with a camper on top. I have ridden in the back of a truck with a camper on top. The backseats of SUV - with or without all in the caption - are nothing like the back of a truck. Because, hello, seatbelts?

It's not a damn SUV.

Thursday February 18th

The comic:


That's not fucking dyslexia.

Monday April 27th

The comic:


As someone who frequently forgets things (thanks to the many medications and their lovely side effects), I find this hilarious!

It is so damn funny when you forget something and people yell at you! Oh, I'm not crying, I'm really laughing.

Or or or or when it has hard consequences, be it ruined food or a failed test! Oh the hilarity that ensues! Did I take my medicine? I'm not sure, I forgot! (hahhahahahahahahaha)