Pluggers are stupider than ever.

But the Daily Show and Colbert Report are funnier than ever!

Rob Riggle in Iraq - The End by the Doors was playing as he entered Iraq, then stopped, and How Bizarre by OMC started playing on his ipod. Awesome!

On to today's comic.



Caviar is fish eggs! An animal product! An expensive, disgusting (so I've heard) animal product!

My sister won't eat it, she's a vegetarian now. She'd eat Plugger Caviar, if she liked blackberry preserves on saltine crackers. That just sounds gross. Preserves and jams belong on non-salty bread, not crackers. Crackers (expensive ones, but crackers nonetheless) hold caviar.

So he's putting a black jelly-like food on a cracker.

He doesn't know what caviar is. He can't!

Also, remember Selma in the episode where she married Sideshow Bob? She couldn't taste or smell anything. Clearly, this Plugger (and many others) have also shot bottle rockets accidentally up their noses.

So the texture is similar to caviar, and he can pretend to be rude.

Sad...

...der than usual.