Will I be more disgusted than usual with today's comic?
Of course.
Sorry, Monk's solving the case.
(Mr. Monk and the TV Star - I've never seen this one; I only started watching this summer. Same with Psych. But I'm catching up!)
Commercial time - "Here's how it happened..."
Back when the phrase 'two-toned' was popular, Wesley Morris of Rapid City, South Dakota took a look at his old car and chuckled to himself.
"Hun! Check it out - my car is 'two-toned' - the original color and rust!"
Mrs. Morris rolled her eyes, but Mr. Morris kept chuckling to himself. He even wrote it down with the intention of sending his bon mot into Reader's Digest.
Sadly, he was killed by a falling piano, the first to make into Rapid City.
And the last - South Dakotans are a suspicious people.
His wife was blamed for his death because she took piano lessons as a child, though her guilt could never be proven.
His grandkids sent this in about ten years ago, figuring that it would be published because it was old and corny.
After Reader's Digest rejected it.
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