Sunday:
She likes her hot dogs raw, not well done. Savage.There is a grain of truth in the choice of species, though. If your pets have thin hair, you're supposed to use pet sunblock when they're out in the sun.
Chickens wear flip-flops, dogs go barefoot. She also likes her food with a taste of tetanus, apparently.
As for the global warming "joke"...
whatever.
Monday:
This is just sad.And incredibly evil! That's a young dog, eating chicken in revenge for his father's death, plainly that's the crazy chicken lady who keeps her jewelry in her children's old cribs. Or wombs, whatever.
This would be a bit less sad if the word "young" was placed in front of pluggers. Kids are supposed to be broke.
It is fun, as a kid, to run around Costco or Sam's, trying samples.
But eating out?
Too broke for McDonalds? Where'd she get the money for glasses? Were they donated from Lenscrafters?
Today:
Crappy cars. Ha ha ha ha! That's why they have to eat store samples. Those places are isolated, you need a full tank of gas to get there, and when the rust bucket is full, you're broke and must resort to eating all of the samples.
Plus, that truck is probably so old that it gets 1 mile a gallon, downhill, highway.
Dog'd have more money if he killed that chicken. She's huge! Worth a lot of money.
The last two are proof that the majority of Americans (the five that send in suggestions that aren't CC readers) are not only broke, they're living below the poverty line.
These people lead sad lives.
Give me a fat or old plugger, please.
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