Have you heard that urban legend? Somebody puts a pin with AIDS-infected blood in the slot, and blammo! Insta-AIDS! (Oh boo hoo, My Brother Nikhil is such a good movie.)
Anyways, not true, no one needs to get sick, but god, how stupid can you be?
And where are all these phones, anyway? Of course Pluggerville is the last place to have cell phone coverage.
He left something off the word balloon: "We eat tonight!"
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Don't get me started about the ear wax smeared all over the place...
Ha Ha, No Dog Food for Victor tonight.
For years I have checked every pay phone and vending machine in sight, and it's wielded about seventy-five cents. If only fortune were that easy.
The Plugger prayed to God, who manifested that phone with the 25 cents - no one really uses pay phones anymore. I think he'll be very, very sorry later on when its his little granddaughter dying of leukemia, but he's already used up his prayer budget.
I claim dibs on movie rights to "The Island of Dr. Plugger"
What is the law? A Plugger eats until sleepy. That is the law!
What is the law? A Plugger sleeps on a cheap, 40-year-old mattress. That is the law!
ARE WE NOT MEN?
WV: folici Something Plugger males have only enough left of to make a one-hair cowlick.
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