Chocolate has an expiration date?
And talk about your generic generics! "Milk Choklit"? Surprised they spelled Milk right.
I can't tell what that's supposed to be - it looks like either an extra larger chocolate bar or some kind of (usually bitter) baking chocolate. So they bake a lot?
Or they like chocolate.
Sent in by a man, illustrated with a female creature. Bien sûr.
Actually, I think I've had Hershey's Kisses past their "best eaten by" date. They'd melted and fused with the wax paper and/or they were rock hard.
Anyways, what sets Pluggers apart from the rest of us? Chocolate - except for baking chocolate - isn't meant to last. It's for eating.
But no, this is supposed to suggest that Pluggers eat a lot, especially the ladies, ya know what I mean? Ha ha ha. Isn't it HILARIOUS? Why aren't you laughing?
No, wait, what was it in MAD's parody of Mad About You (Too Bad About You)? They replaced the laugh track with a "how true, how true" track. (Don't have book with me.)
But Pluggers can't make up its mind - either we're busting a gut laughing at ourselves, or we're nodding thoughtfully, how true, how true. That's the intent.
My reactions are divided into two categories - WTF?! and ::sigh:: Occasionally I get "inspired" and read something dark into it - treason, murder, cannibalism - but usually it's me blathering on about how little sense/how boring it is.
And then we all suffer.
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Or maybe the chickenlady is slowly poisoning her dogman spouse since chocolate is toxic to dogs?
Maybe "Milk Choklit" is a brand of chocolate-flavored laxative and Chicken-Plugger is in a panic because she's addicted to its clensing effect. Of course that also means there's chicken-shit all over the house, but what are you going to do?
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