Pluggers will use anything as an excuse to be lazy.
Friday, December 18, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Wednesday December 16th
The comic:
What?
They only have pictures of their kids when they were young?
Man, Pluggers like to wrap nothing in some confusing phrases.
Plus, the pictures of my mom as a toddler look nothing like the pictures of me as a toddler - they don't even feel the same sometimes. Time to get your eyes checked!
What?
They only have pictures of their kids when they were young?
Man, Pluggers like to wrap nothing in some confusing phrases.
Plus, the pictures of my mom as a toddler look nothing like the pictures of me as a toddler - they don't even feel the same sometimes. Time to get your eyes checked!
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Tuesday December 15th
The comic:
Well, if you have a Plugger delivering your mail, you never have to worry about him reading them - but how does he know where to deliver it?
Oh, you mean that Pluggers aren't elitist snobs who go to college. Fuck you very much, I am incredibly depressed and anxious just trying to keep my head above water this semester (which will be over tomorrow... I hope) and just shut up. College isn't easy.
Well, if you have a Plugger delivering your mail, you never have to worry about him reading them - but how does he know where to deliver it?Oh, you mean that Pluggers aren't elitist snobs who go to college. Fuck you very much, I am incredibly depressed and anxious just trying to keep my head above water this semester (which will be over tomorrow... I hope) and just shut up. College isn't easy.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Wednesday December 9th
The comic:
People without children or grandchildren - people who are too young for grandchildren - have chronic health problems. You FAIL, pluggers.
Plus, who keeps them on the fridge? We write the dates down in at least 2 calendars (a wall calendar and a "weekly planner" type) and keep the appointment cards in the car.
And how dare they mention my sister's birthday? Eek, I hope I don't have an appointment on her birthday. That's only happened once.
People without children or grandchildren - people who are too young for grandchildren - have chronic health problems. You FAIL, pluggers.
Plus, who keeps them on the fridge? We write the dates down in at least 2 calendars (a wall calendar and a "weekly planner" type) and keep the appointment cards in the car.
And how dare they mention my sister's birthday? Eek, I hope I don't have an appointment on her birthday. That's only happened once.
Tuesday December 8th
The comic:
I'm somewhat smaller than a rhinoceros and my dog is bigger than the one in the drawing.
She doesn't like me resting my feet on her. Unless I'm using my feet to give her a belly rub.
So basically... this is wrong. Because my personal experience is just as valid as Greg Wilson's. And he's in Oregon, the elitist! I'm in Tennessee, where the real people are.
I'm somewhat smaller than a rhinoceros and my dog is bigger than the one in the drawing.
She doesn't like me resting my feet on her. Unless I'm using my feet to give her a belly rub.
So basically... this is wrong. Because my personal experience is just as valid as Greg Wilson's. And he's in Oregon, the elitist! I'm in Tennessee, where the real people are.
Monday, December 7, 2009
Monday December 7th
The comic:
Commies! UPS and FedEx exist for a reason, man. *Glenn Beck tears*
Luddites - but that's par for the course. And I looooooooove getting mail, because look, I'm important! I'm a grown-up! (A card for my 5th birthday party addressed to ME, not my mom.)
Commies! UPS and FedEx exist for a reason, man. *Glenn Beck tears*
Luddites - but that's par for the course. And I looooooooove getting mail, because look, I'm important! I'm a grown-up! (A card for my 5th birthday party addressed to ME, not my mom.)
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Saturday December 5th
The comic:
Pluggers name their POS cars.
Ha?
I wonder if he got paid by Ford for this. (Ford is all American and they've got Mike Rowe!) I say the drawing is bad - and it is - but I can't draw this well. Think xkcd, but without that level of skill. (Straight lines are beyond me, even with a guide.)
Pluggers name their POS cars.
Ha?
I wonder if he got paid by Ford for this. (Ford is all American and they've got Mike Rowe!) I say the drawing is bad - and it is - but I can't draw this well. Think xkcd, but without that level of skill. (Straight lines are beyond me, even with a guide.)
Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Thursday December 3rd
The comic:
Ha! Babies throw food. And dogs eat food of the floor, saving the mom about .5 minutes of cleaning. It's so funny!
Does anyone actually use a vacuum on food? That sounds like a recipe (ha!) for a busted vacuum, especially with wet food.
Ha! Babies throw food. And dogs eat food of the floor, saving the mom about .5 minutes of cleaning. It's so funny!
Does anyone actually use a vacuum on food? That sounds like a recipe (ha!) for a busted vacuum, especially with wet food.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Wednesday December 2nd
The comic:
And if your grandkids call you "Grammy." What do they call Grandpa? "Grappy?"
What the hell.
And if your grandkids call you "Grammy." What do they call Grandpa? "Grappy?"What the hell.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Tuesday December 1st
The comic:
Ooh, new logo for the "classics"!
All Pluggers drive, and all Pluggers work from their cars. No Plugger works in an office. Wow. 80% of Americans work in their cars.
What a waste of a comic strip. What a waste of money.
It's so blah.
Ooh, new logo for the "classics"!
All Pluggers drive, and all Pluggers work from their cars. No Plugger works in an office. Wow. 80% of Americans work in their cars.
What a waste of a comic strip. What a waste of money.
It's so blah.
Monday, November 30, 2009
Monday November 30th
The comic:
Pluggers have memory problems. Isn't that hilarious?
Or is it sweet?
I'm not sure. (I was going to say I forget, but that seems beneath me.)
Basically, what is the point?
Pluggers have memory problems. Isn't that hilarious?
Or is it sweet?
I'm not sure. (I was going to say I forget, but that seems beneath me.)
Basically, what is the point?
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Saturday November 28th
The comic:
This is sweet.
Swinging is so much fun, except most swings are meant to be used before puberty hits.
I like the idea of "grown-ups" playing. Maturity is optional.
This is sweet.
Swinging is so much fun, except most swings are meant to be used before puberty hits.
I like the idea of "grown-ups" playing. Maturity is optional.
Friday, November 27, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Wednesday November 25th
The comic:
First, this gag is older than me.
Second, I refuse to believe a Plugger, even a young one full of sass, is allowed to want things like that.
Third, ignore the second, because somebody thinks RhinoMan looks rich.
Fourth - "jean look" ??? Isn't the distressed look - does RhinoMan look like a pair of jeans?
First, this gag is older than me.
Second, I refuse to believe a Plugger, even a young one full of sass, is allowed to want things like that.
Third, ignore the second, because somebody thinks RhinoMan looks rich.
Fourth - "jean look" ??? Isn't the distressed look - does RhinoMan look like a pair of jeans?
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Tuesday November 24th
No, I'm not better yet, but I had a procedure today and I'm just killing time til I stop being kind of lazy and put a movie on. It wasn't kidney stones, just my chronic pain condition acting up. It still hurts to walk more than a few feet, but hey, I'm starting new medication!
But you don't care about me, you care about Pluggers. You're weird.
The comic:
Pluggers plan things out and then leave the things for the plans at home.
They forget things.
They are so unique.
I mean, I never forget things. No, not me. (Even before the drugs today, I couldn't remember the name of the procedure and I still don't.)
But you don't care about me, you care about Pluggers. You're weird.
The comic:
Pluggers plan things out and then leave the things for the plans at home.
They forget things.
They are so unique.
I mean, I never forget things. No, not me. (Even before the drugs today, I couldn't remember the name of the procedure and I still don't.)
Monday, November 9, 2009
Try to contain your disappointment, people.
I'm a sick person, that's well established, and everything is usually under control.
Not right now.
A kidney stone is attacking me, I feel like, in addition to the usual knives, I'm being ripped apart if I do something outrageous like get off my bed.
Something like that requires some pain medication. That pain medication makes me sleepy and foggy.
Also, I'm in pain.
So fuck Pluggers til I feel better/get bored.
Not right now.
A kidney stone is attacking me, I feel like, in addition to the usual knives, I'm being ripped apart if I do something outrageous like get off my bed.
Something like that requires some pain medication. That pain medication makes me sleepy and foggy.
Also, I'm in pain.
So fuck Pluggers til I feel better/get bored.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Monday November 9th
The comic:
But that only happens if you shave that spot in the first place - who shaves the top of their ears? What? This makes no sense at all. Maybe I'm hallucinating? Nah, I may be boring, but not that boring.
I hope.
But that only happens if you shave that spot in the first place - who shaves the top of their ears? What? This makes no sense at all. Maybe I'm hallucinating? Nah, I may be boring, but not that boring.
I hope.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
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