Monday February 28th

The comic:

Because you all live and work in the same small town?

This describes us, that's for sure... when we actually call the repairman and not my uncle...

Though we're not creeped out or scared when he approaches us.

I thought they were supposed to be cheap and handy, so they'd try to fix their own refrigerators before calling someone to do it. So much to learn.

Saturday February 26th

The comic:

I've been there. It's not fun, nor is it funny.

And you know why you don't donate it all and buy a new wardrobe? Because you can't afford it.

I think most people read this comic and don't think about it beyond "yeah, that's true" and then go on to Popeye or Rex Morgan. It's not designed for critical thought.

Though who wears their baseball cap indoors and while wearing their PJs? Honestly!

Friday February 25th

The comic:

Why would I care?

Why would anyone care?

Thursday February 24th

The comic:

Because Scooters are used by people who cannot walk or stand for long periods of time.

Isn't that funny? I'm dying here.

No wait, I'm not.

Wednesday February 23rd

The comic:

Who does that? Pancakes are sticky!

He doesn't look happy about this.

This is way way too specific and a bit... I don't know, but just... no.

Tuesday February 22nd

The comic:

Well, that's disturbing. And it makes no sense. Yes, the gate keeps undesirables out, like kids and pets, but it's not a community.

Going by their height, the only difference is the dog can jump over the gate.

Monday February 21st

The comic:

Only Pluggers lose things! Of course I remember where I put something, I'm not a Plugger!

I know where my 2011 organizer is, I just don't want to use it.

Saturday February 19th

The comic:

"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."

Friday February 18th

The comic:

Because conservative = cautious? He wants to conserve his pants? He thinks the tradition of wearing suspenders should be kept alive?

Oh, is he dressed conservatively?

Yeah, I got nothing. But hey! Rhinoman!

Thursday February 17th

The comic:

Because they're terrifying psychopaths?

Holy crap this was scary, well I'm awake now!

If anyone knows what this is supposed to be about, please tell me!

Wednesday February 16th

The comic:

My dad and I went to a movie in December. He has a jeep with removable doors and such. He can't lock the doors because he had to use the key for something and now it only works in the ignition? I didn't understand it then but all I know is he can't use the key in the door locks and it's because the jeep is 10 years old.

The point? My dad is the kind of guy who knows a lot about cars and 10 years old isn't that old. Couldn't a Plugger fix the starter or replace it or get somebody to fix it. They could barter!

No, I don't know what a starter is. I assume it's something involved with starting the engine?

I guess the brakes are good, though!

Monday February 14th

Hey I bet this will be about Valentine's Day!

The comic:

I was right!

There's nothing wrong with using a coupon on a date as long as neither party minds, and if one does and you don't want to piss them off and make the date a giant waste of time, don't use it in front of them.

Also, this is really awkward - don't couples sit opposite each other? But if they did that, we wouldn't see her pissed off expression, so hey.

It's not completely awful, AKA the Lockhorns, because he doesn't seem to be motivated by malice, he's just completely ignorant to his wife's feelings!

The Return of the Blog

I don't feel like doing homework, but I want to do something.

I was going to return a month ago, but hey. As to why I stopped, I don't remember but I assume it was because my chronic pain was incredibly nasty this summer and fall and also, no one reads this until I stop posting.

Enjoy.