Why?And Pluggers get more, not less, disturbing the more you see them. The feet, the hands, the head... nothing matches!
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Thursday October 1st
The comic:
Why?
And Pluggers get more, not less, disturbing the more you see them. The feet, the hands, the head... nothing matches!
Why?And Pluggers get more, not less, disturbing the more you see them. The feet, the hands, the head... nothing matches!
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Wednesday September 30th
The comic:
Yes, grooming is exhausting when you're a giant animal, I would imagine.
Also, this has never happened before, otherwise I'd say Pluggers can't plan for shit.
Yes, grooming is exhausting when you're a giant animal, I would imagine.
Also, this has never happened before, otherwise I'd say Pluggers can't plan for shit.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Tuesday September 29th
The comic:
Pluggers are cheap?
I don't get this - isn't this just a detour? What makes it Pluggerific?
Pluggers are cheap?I don't get this - isn't this just a detour? What makes it Pluggerific?
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Monday September 28th
The comic:
Um.
Okay.
I like justifying my laziness as much as the next person (see if I had a car, I'd take up a parking space here at school and well, we don't have enough spaces so it wouldn't be fair. Can I get a ride?) but this makes no damn sense.
If you don't take care of your yard, I don't think it's green. Except for the weeds.
I just don't get it.
Um.
Okay.
I like justifying my laziness as much as the next person (see if I had a car, I'd take up a parking space here at school and well, we don't have enough spaces so it wouldn't be fair. Can I get a ride?) but this makes no damn sense.
If you don't take care of your yard, I don't think it's green. Except for the weeds.
I just don't get it.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Saturday September 26th
The comic:
Pluggers are in denial.
And their children talk about them behind their back, so their grandchildren will overhear and shock them.
Time for a rug, Daddy-O!
Pluggers are in denial.
And their children talk about them behind their back, so their grandchildren will overhear and shock them.
Time for a rug, Daddy-O!
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Wednesday September 23rd
The comic:
And you outlived them, so throw a party.
Senior Pluggers never watch the Golden Girls, do they? That's how you age!
And you outlived them, so throw a party.
Senior Pluggers never watch the Golden Girls, do they? That's how you age!
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Tuesday September 22nd
The comic:
Bully for them, but damn, this is getting into dementia area here, because stringless band-aids have been around for a while now, and I hope they haven't called their great-grandkids up and said, "Help! I can't open this Band-Aid!"
Maybe this was sent in by one of the annoyed relatives?
I mean Band-Aids are so... simple. Though not taking them off when they're on a dog's leg. "Gimme your leg Dixie, gimme. No, stay, stay!"
Bully for them, but damn, this is getting into dementia area here, because stringless band-aids have been around for a while now, and I hope they haven't called their great-grandkids up and said, "Help! I can't open this Band-Aid!"Maybe this was sent in by one of the annoyed relatives?
I mean Band-Aids are so... simple. Though not taking them off when they're on a dog's leg. "Gimme your leg Dixie, gimme. No, stay, stay!"
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Monday September 21st
The comic:
Your pride and joy is falling apart. Or leaking.
If it's your baby, why not take better care of it? Honestly, bhai.
Your pride and joy is falling apart. Or leaking.
If it's your baby, why not take better care of it? Honestly, bhai.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Friday September 18th
The comic:
This joke is older than me and more boring than a Pluggers anthology.
Daniel Day-Lewis is hot!
See one bad thing, one good thing.
This joke is older than me and more boring than a Pluggers anthology.
Daniel Day-Lewis is hot!
See one bad thing, one good thing.
Thursday September 17th
The comic:
Your collection of two stuffed animals?
And I thought Pluggers were already retired.
Here's a nifty fact - once my mom has worked 20 years for Shelby County Schools, she can retire and get $200 a month. They're so generous! Or she can keep working. Wonder what she'll choose?
Maybe your retirement wouldn't be so uncertain if we were a socialist communist hellscape, but you know, pull yourself up by your bootstraps so we can then use them to tie you to a weight and put you under water.
You heard me.
Good night.
Your collection of two stuffed animals?
And I thought Pluggers were already retired.
Here's a nifty fact - once my mom has worked 20 years for Shelby County Schools, she can retire and get $200 a month. They're so generous! Or she can keep working. Wonder what she'll choose?
Maybe your retirement wouldn't be so uncertain if we were a socialist communist hellscape, but you know, pull yourself up by your bootstraps so we can then use them to tie you to a weight and put you under water.
You heard me.
Good night.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Wednesday September 16th
The comic:
What's a double celebration for non-Pluggers? What the hell are they smoking?
Something cheap.
Jeezus, lady, no one made you marry him, let alone stay together long enough to have a divorce.
And what an idiot! He's so happy, he almost looks like a real dog!
What's a double celebration for non-Pluggers? What the hell are they smoking?
Something cheap.
Jeezus, lady, no one made you marry him, let alone stay together long enough to have a divorce.
And what an idiot! He's so happy, he almost looks like a real dog!
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Tuesday September 15th
The comic:
Pluggers care so little about what others' think of them that they have a comic all about them.
And this one's from Massachusetts. In cowboy boots.
Now, I don't pay attention to socks most of the time, but that's because I'm in flip-flops. And probably killing my feet, yes mom. But that still doesn't fit Massachusetts because I'm told they have a "winter". So what the hell?
Pluggers care so little about what others' think of them that they have a comic all about them.
And this one's from Massachusetts. In cowboy boots.
Now, I don't pay attention to socks most of the time, but that's because I'm in flip-flops. And probably killing my feet, yes mom. But that still doesn't fit Massachusetts because I'm told they have a "winter". So what the hell?
Monday, September 14, 2009
Monday September 14th
The comic:
The male Plugger is scary - he looks like he's an oozing lump.
I didn't know Pluggers had good memories.
Actually, I could have watched all "The Tonight Show" hosts today if I felt like it. You didn't have to live through an event to know about it. Yes, I've seen "A Hard Day's Night." No, I was not alive in the '60s.
So the most important thing for a Plugger to remember is... who's hosting the Tonight Show? (Who is hosting it now? Don't know, don't care.)
The male Plugger is scary - he looks like he's an oozing lump.
I didn't know Pluggers had good memories.
Actually, I could have watched all "The Tonight Show" hosts today if I felt like it. You didn't have to live through an event to know about it. Yes, I've seen "A Hard Day's Night." No, I was not alive in the '60s.
So the most important thing for a Plugger to remember is... who's hosting the Tonight Show? (Who is hosting it now? Don't know, don't care.)
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Saturday September 12th
The comic:
You're a Plugger if you don't get any bills? What?
And judging by the look in the "dog"'s eyes, that's his kid. Or grandkid. Most dogs don't know about the vet until the fun car trip is over, or right until we try to go in the doors.
You're a Plugger if you don't get any bills? What?
And judging by the look in the "dog"'s eyes, that's his kid. Or grandkid. Most dogs don't know about the vet until the fun car trip is over, or right until we try to go in the doors.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Wednesday September 9th
The comic:
Then why do they have a car without tailfins or running boards? Pah!
And who needs to go to Pittsburgh?
Then why do they have a car without tailfins or running boards? Pah!
And who needs to go to Pittsburgh?
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