Thursday, April 21, 2011
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Tuesday April 19th
The comic:
Yeah, but is the grandma's face clean enough? My paternal grandmother smokes like a chimney. And I can't picture her wanting to pick me up when I'm all muddy and kissing me.
My maternal grandmother would kiss me, I guess. I just haven't spent a lot of time with her, considering she lives in New Mexico and all. My dad's stepmother shows her love in other ways, though she loves hugging me.
I don't like being kissed or hugged all that much.
And mud pies just sounds dirty - he made a mud pie in his pants, look at those eyes!
Monday, April 18, 2011
Monday April 18th
The comic:
It's April. Wouldn't this have been better in January? Oh well, better than some old "joke" about taxes.
That will probably be in September.
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Saturday April 16th
The comic:
Also, he looks stoned - still loopy from the surgery, I guess.
To be fair, I do understand this. When I first got glasses, I was like wow! Everything's so sharp! And then repeated myself each time I got new glasses. It's just like, no way man, you always see the world like this? Whoa.
Friday, April 15, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Wednesday April 13th
The comic:
I don't think this is true. Not all bus drivers are Pluggers, or at least not all bus drivers that drive their buses home are Pluggers. I've only seen one house with a bus outside it, most are in a yard by a school. And the one house that did have a bus outside it was in a rural county.
Now, my uncle was a truck driver and his truck was often at his house. A trucker seems more Plugger-like. Maybe that's what Mr. Shepardson had in mind.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Tuesday April 12th
The comic:
I call foul - my Dixie would be knocking my arm around while Wickett shoved the book out of the way. They would not gaze adoringly at me as I read.
I seriously doubt he's a farmer. And the almanac would not be able to tell me the important weather related things, like how far away that fucking tornado is. Or if school is closed because of snow.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Monday April 11th
The comic:
Isn't dieting only a concern when you're not as poor as we know Rhino-Man is?
Maybe it's time to throw away the scale, eh?
Maybe it's time to throw away the scale, eh?
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Saturday April 9th
That is the smartest thing I've ever seen a Plugger do. Though I'd leave something sweet at the end too, so I leave with a sweet taste in my mouth.
Friday, April 8, 2011
Friday April 8th
The comic:
Pluggers remember things. Not a problem. What is a problem is renaming it - Just say "In my day, we didn't have iPods, we had transistor radios!"
My mom has a touch screen phone and she uses Pandora on it, but I don't call her phone a transistor radio.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Wednesday April 6th
The comic:
I make Twitter "Tweets" all the time.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Tuesday April 5th
The comic:
Look, either you take great care of your car, or you don't! Show some damn consistency, Pluggers!
ETA to fix the date. Apparently I still have two more days of class this week.
Monday, April 4, 2011
Monday April 4th
The comic:
But most of the sit down restaurants I've been to have pictures as well.
And they don't change the pictures daily, he's just being a jerk.
Actually my favorite BBQ place does not have pictures of the food on the menu and I'd say that place is more stereotypically Plugger than a fast food chain - southern, BBQ, everyone knows everyone, BBQ...
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Saturday April 2nd
The comic:
Why don't they just get a divorce? She knows he doesn't like tucking in his shirt, he knows she hates it. God what miserable people.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Friday April 1st
It is 1:30pm on April 1st. In Memphis, Tennessee. And it is only 55 degrees. Talk about April Fools!
The comic:
The comic:
I like this.
I really do.
I really really do. It's sweet.
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