Thursday April 21st

The comic:

Wow.

That is one bizarre and terrifying image.

Wednesday April 20th

The comic:

He looks so sad.

He has a recliner, but no TV. This is Rhinoman, after all.

Tuesday April 19th

The comic:

Yeah, but is the grandma's face clean enough? My paternal grandmother smokes like a chimney. And I can't picture her wanting to pick me up when I'm all muddy and kissing me.

My maternal grandmother would kiss me, I guess. I just haven't spent a lot of time with her, considering she lives in New Mexico and all. My dad's stepmother shows her love in other ways, though she loves hugging me.

I don't like being kissed or hugged all that much.


And mud pies just sounds dirty - he made a mud pie in his pants, look at those eyes!

Monday April 18th

The comic:

It's April. Wouldn't this have been better in January? Oh well, better than some old "joke" about taxes.

That will probably be in September.

Saturday April 16th

The comic:

No wonder his eyes are bad, he's way too close to the TV!

Also, he looks stoned - still loopy from the surgery, I guess.

To be fair, I do understand this. When I first got glasses, I was like wow! Everything's so sharp! And then repeated myself each time I got new glasses. It's just like, no way man, you always see the world like this? Whoa.

Friday April 15th

The comic:

I have a hole in my chin, okay?!

Thursday April 14th

The comic:

But no Plugger have a job where they need to wear a suit and tie. I call shenanigans!