Hey, Pluggers! Guess what I'm listening to! Yeah. Bollywood. Not Dollywood, stupid!
The comic:
Oh, damn! I didn't mean to insult Pluggers on The R's day.
This poor guy bought this car less than a year ago, and it is now worthless. Well, it was a trade.
Poor, poor RhinoMan.
All Pluggers are poor, but RhinoMan is the poorest - so who gets Pluggerville charity? Humans? Their "pets'?
And er, moment of silence for "Michael Melnyk". Even in Pluggerville, you only remember someone when they die. And had a car so bad the Salvation Army didn't want it! (Wait, wasn't that in a Foxworthy book?) My standard "somebody died" song.
::scurries away::
My dad once spilled grass seed in the back of his car, and it sprouted. Does that make him a plugger or just the owner of a very dirty car?
ReplyDeleteNot willing to assign Plugger status to anyone, I'll say your dad owned the first and only Chia Car produced.
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